I could write a whole bunch of words about the Cannes premiere of Puss in Boots that reach deep into your soul, creating a sense of childlike glee and wonder you’ve long since forgotten, but the important thing is Salma Hayek has gigantic breasts
The 14-year-old True Grit actress wore a Stella McCartney dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood heels for the star studded celebration.
The event is hosted by honorary chairs Salma Hayek, her husband Francois-Henri Pinault, and co-chairs Colin Firth, designer Stella McCartney and Vogue editor Anna Wintour.
Last night’s show included a performance by Florence and the Machine!
Hopefully (!?!?) this is the last post of the day regarding the Met Gala and the parade of fug that we’ve been covering all day. And to celebrate, I give you Salma Hayek’s incredible boobs, clothed in this nude-peach Alexander McQueen. Salma’s date was her husband, Frenchie von Moneybags (I don’t feel like looking up the spelling of his real name!). I actually love Salma’s dress. I like that she went understated, and I like that the girls are contained beautifully.